Trojitá pozvánka do klubu extra velkých ptáků

Dear Sean, we are pleased to inform you that you have been preliminarily selected to become a member of the Extra Big Dicks Club.

If you choose to participate in our initiation ritual, please show up at the clubhouse on January 29th at 8pm.

So I'm really interested in seeing this pledge today. Tell me a little bit about him.

Uh, well I mean yeah he's really cute. He's got a nice size dick.

Yeah, is it big?